Trump’s Ballroom Defense Accidentally Declassifies Existence of Even Fancier Bunker
A completely reasonable response to an unreasonable political news cycle.
Trump Extends Iran Ceasefire After Pakistan Forwards Unified Proposal to His Facebook DMs
A completely reasonable response to an unreasonable political news cycle.
Trump Announces Revolutionary Mental Health Plan: “Have You Tried Not Thinking?”
A completely reasonable response to an unreasonable political news cycle.
Appeals Court Clears Way for $400 Million White House Ballroom, Citing “Urgent National Need for Bigger Chandeliers”
A completely reasonable response to an unreasonable political news cycle.
Trump Heroically Discovers Idaho Exists Long Enough To Approve Disaster
A completely reasonable response to an unreasonable political news cycle.
Trump Threatens to ‘Close’ Strait of Hormuz, Advisors Gently Note It’s Not a Casino Door
A completely reasonable response to an unreasonable political news cycle.
Trump Reportedly Ends Iran Conflict With Surprise ‘Handshake DLC’ Purchase From China
A completely reasonable response to an unreasonable political news cycle.
White House Briefly Considers Invading Ohio After Hearing About Carfentanil
A completely reasonable response to an unreasonable political news cycle.
Trump Promises Historic US–Iran Deal ‘Within a Day or Two,’ Aides Ask ‘Which Day or Two?’
A completely reasonable response to an unreasonable political news cycle.
Trump’s Social Media Has Completed Its Journey From Quote Board to Gospel According to Algorithm
Experts say the transformation was gradual, like climate change, except this one still gets more Republican engagement.