Trump Tariffs Reappear Like Unwanted Subscription, Confuse Supreme Court, Delight Betting Apps
Prediction markets now treat Supreme Court rulings as polite suggestions from a distant book club.
Trump Reportedly Still Investigating “Who Approved” The 2011 WHCD Jokes About Him
Sources say former president keeps relitigating roast as if it’s a Supreme Court case preview that could overturn comedy itself.
Trump Tariffs Continue After Supreme Court Ruling, Now Determined Solely by His Mood Ring
Economists warn the global trading system is being “fully indexed to vibes” while prediction markets beg for a color legend.