Treasury Sends Tariff Refunds With Instructions For Returning Outrage
A draft memo warns checks may arrive before the talking points needed to be angry about them.
A draft memo warns checks may arrive before the talking points needed to be angry about them.
Officials described the constitutional renovation as routine housekeeping, like tariffs for sentences Montgomery no longer wishes to import.
Officials said the device may be behind the velvet curtain, beneath the Senate’s dignity, or accidentally filed under “Times We Meant To Act.”
A completely reasonable response to an unreasonable political news cycle.
Diplomats urge Washington to “put down the economic rake” after Supreme Court bonks Trump-era trade war on the nose.
Prediction markets now treat Supreme Court rulings as polite suggestions from a distant book club.
Economists warn the global trading system is being “fully indexed to vibes” while prediction markets beg for a color legend.
Trump Declares Supreme Court Illegitimate After Discovering Math, Constitution Still Exist
A completely reasonable response to an unreasonable political news cycle.
Businesses Line Up for Trump Tariff Refunds, Discover Government Owes Them Feelings Too
A completely reasonable response to an unreasonable political news cycle.