Trump Lowers Tariffs After Tractors Complete White House Loyalty Forms
The Senate reportedly asked whether a combine harvester can be subpoenaed if it refuses to thank the president.
White House Builds Tariff Menu With Sixty Countries And One Laminator
Aides said the U.K. requested a side of clarity and received a customs invoice instead.
Treasury Prints Menu After U.S. Adds Tariffs To 60 Economies
The Senate requested a clearer list, preferably one that did not require a folding chair and a cartographer.
Beshear Endorsement Forces Kentucky Senate Race Into Paperwork Lockdown
Officials reportedly issued clipboards to undecided voters and asked them not to make eye contact with yard signs.
Wisconsin Candidates Prepare To Debate Latest Poll After It Takes Lead
Campaigns are reserving a lectern for the margin of error, which remains undecided but confident.
Maine Senate Campaigns Declare Margin Of Error A Third Candidate
Both parties agreed the statistical figure had the best favorability because it had not yet spoken at a diner.
White House Prepares Colombia Policy With Giant Relationship Status Dropdown
Aides said “it’s complicated” remains available if Congress misplaces the binder again.
White House Replaces UFC Women’s Bouts With Ten-Minute Courtesy Hearings
The card now includes a Senate-style weigh-in where nobody makes weight but everyone issues a statement.
Michigan Senate Poll Declares Itself Front-Runner, Demands Committee Seat
Campaigns now trail a spreadsheet with better name recognition and fewer restaurant opinions.
White House Memo Declares Trump Healthy Enough To Outlive Printer Toner
The wellness update reportedly received a cleaner rollout than most subpoenas.