Trump Threatens Kennedy Center With Congress Until It Learns Branding
The proposed handoff would let the Senate rename the opera house by unanimous consent, or several televised lunches.
The proposed handoff would let the Senate rename the opera house by unanimous consent, or several televised lunches.
The White House reportedly labeled the endorsement “agricultural infrastructure” after the Senate office laminator jammed.
The Senate requested blinkers too, after mistaking cross-strait stability for a parking rule.
Judges are expected to decide whether a losing campaign counts as a malfunction, a feature, or a lobbyist refund.
Negotiators were told enriched uranium polls poorly in the suburbs unless paired with a school-board mailer.
State lawyers reportedly labeled the disputed district lines “heritage squiggles” and placed them in a velvet binder.
The orientation binder reportedly contains a committee map, three loyalty tabs, and a tiny court clerk bell.
Diplomats reportedly secured the booth map before asking whether China controlled the lanyards.
The Iran briefing reportedly stalled after three departments claimed the same window seat near the serious flags.
Beijing’s new policy requires U.S. threats to arrive with a binder clip, three stamps, and a deal memo nobody reads.