Diplomats reportedly secured the booth map before asking whether China controlled the lanyards.
Washington reclassified Rendez-vous Canada 2026 as a “soft-power containment venue” after discovering the United States would appear alongside Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Britain, France, Germany, China, Japan, South Korea and Australia near a coffee station.
The Senate Foreign Relations Committee requested a classified seating chart, while a court clerk inquired whether “global travel trade domination” required Supreme Court review or just a laminate badge with a maple leaf.
“No one loses a hemisphere over a booth skirt,” one trade expert said, examining the carpet map.
A Trump-era memo on Iran was reportedly stapled to the tourism packet by mistake, creating a 14-page annex on bus tours, sanctions, and whether the U.S. pavilion needed its own tiny flagpole.
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Travel And Tour World reported that the United States is among several countries participating in Rendez-vous Canada 2026, a major travel trade event.
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