White House Builds Tariff Menu With Sixty Countries And One Laminator
Aides said the U.K. requested a side of clarity and received a customs invoice instead.
U.S. Demands Self-Driving Cars Stop Letting China Merge
A new interagency memo classifies hesitation at four-way stops as a foreign policy vulnerability.
Senate Issues Talking Permit After Iran Threatens To Stop Talking
The new form must be stamped before any nation may pause diplomacy, resume diplomacy, or glare near diplomacy.
Supreme Court Declines Georgia PSC Case, State Prints Official Shrug Forms
Commission staff described the decision as a green light, then spent three hours locating the green light's rate schedule.
Beshear Endorsement Forces Kentucky Senate Race Into Paperwork Lockdown
Officials reportedly issued clipboards to undecided voters and asked them not to make eye contact with yard signs.
White House Drafts Octagon Protocol After Trump Calls Dana White Amazing
Aides reportedly classified the planned UFC visit as both a sporting event and a furniture threat.
Wisconsin Candidates Prepare To Debate Latest Poll After It Takes Lead
Campaigns are reserving a lectern for the margin of error, which remains undecided but confident.
White House Prepares Colombia Policy With Giant Relationship Status Dropdown
Aides said “it’s complicated” remains available if Congress misplaces the binder again.
White House Replaces UFC Women’s Bouts With Ten-Minute Courtesy Hearings
The card now includes a Senate-style weigh-in where nobody makes weight but everyone issues a statement.
White House Requires Cuban Aid To Pass Through Approved Collection Plate
A draft memo reportedly classifies rice, medicine, and soap as eligible for salvation-adjacent handling.