Trump ‘Liberty Gong’ From King Charles Accidentally Triggers New Cold War Subcommittee
Analysts say the bell’s chime frequency, diplomatic symbolism, and resale value on eBay all pose “grave, but monetizable” national security concerns.
China Politely Asks U.S. To Stop Punching Itself In The Tariffs
Diplomats urge Washington to “put down the economic rake” after Supreme Court bonks Trump-era trade war on the nose.
Trump, King Charles Accidentally Sign “Joint Custody” Deal For White House Lawn
Witnesses say ceremony shifted when everyone realized both men believe they legally own the concept of grass.
US Sanctions Tiny Chinese ‘Teapot’ Refinery, Citing Threat To Vast, Fragile Ego
In a bold new chapter of energy diplomacy, Washington has officially declared war on artisanal oil.