Trump Tariffs Continue After Supreme Court Ruling, Now Determined Solely by His Mood Ring
Economists warn the global trading system is being “fully indexed to vibes” while prediction markets beg for a color legend.
White House Insists Iran Begged for Talks, Cites “Vibe-Based Intelligence”
Press Secretary unveils bold new foreign policy doctrine: if it would have been flattering for us, it probably happened.
Trump Sends Real-Estate Guy and Son-in-Law to Pakistan to “Freestyle” Iran Peace Plan
White House assures nation the mission is “deeply unconventional, and that’s the only part we’ve thought through.”