Trump ‘Liberty Gong’ From King Charles Accidentally Triggers New Cold War Subcommittee
Analysts say the bell’s chime frequency, diplomatic symbolism, and resale value on eBay all pose “grave, but monetizable” national security concerns.
Trump Unveils ‘Feelings-Based Tariff’ Plan, Canada Braces For Emotional Sanctions
In a bold economic maneuver, the U.S. will now tax imports based on whether Donald Trump “gets a weird vibe” from another country’s labour practices.