Ohio Polls Show Senate Race a Three‑Way Tie Between Candidate, Other Candidate, and Furious Shrug
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Florida Lawmaker Resigns Seconds Before Ethics Hearing, Cites Sudden Need To Be Anywhere Else
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Senate GOP Unveils Budget to Fully Fund Trump, Partially Fund Reality
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Senate Panel Concludes Nuclear Apocalypse Imminent, Requests Longer Recess
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Trump Announces Revolutionary Mental Health Plan: “Have You Tried Not Thinking?”
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Senate Republicans Pin Hopes on Surprise Supreme Court Plot Twist, Cancel Remaining Campaign Ideas
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Appeals Court Clears Way for $400 Million White House Ballroom, Citing “Urgent National Need for Bigger Chandeliers”
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Trump Heroically Discovers Idaho Exists Long Enough To Approve Disaster
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Trump Threatens to ‘Close’ Strait of Hormuz, Advisors Gently Note It’s Not a Casino Door
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Texans Ask Pollsters If “Senate” Is the One With the Filibuster or the Guns
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