Wall Street Files Ceasefire Extension As Approved Inflation Distraction
Traders were reminded that record highs must be stamped before anyone opens the PCE envelope.
Traders were reminded that record highs must be stamped before anyone opens the PCE envelope.
The Fed reportedly issued lenders laminated threat levels ranging from “preapproved” to “move back in with your parents.”
The Beijing agenda also includes war, tariffs, and a laminated card reading “ask China if eggs are negotiable.”
The administration reportedly classified the economy as “carry-on turbulence” and asked the Senate not to shake the overhead bins.