Senate Archives - Page 7 of 7 - Political Chaos

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Satire White House

House Speaker Johnson Declares U.S. Not at War with Iran, Appoints Committee to Study ‘What War Even Is’

May 1, 2026 Marv Groovich

In related news, the Senate has begun a panel to define breathing.

Economy Satire

Trump Announces Emergency Tariff Relief for Scottish Whisky to Strengthen ‘Anglo-American Happy Hour Alliance’

April 30, 2026 Marv Groovich

Move reportedly designed to honor King Charles, calm markets, and secure better drink deals at future state dinners.

Foreign Policy Satire

Trump’s DIY Iran Blockade Forces China Trip Into Full-Scale Scenic Detour

April 30, 2026 Marv Groovich

White House insists “going the long way around the planet” is a bold new doctrine of peace through unnecessary layovers.

Satire White House

Trump Sends Real-Estate Guy and Son-in-Law to Pakistan to “Freestyle” Iran Peace Plan

April 24, 2026 Marv Groovich

White House assures nation the mission is “deeply unconventional, and that’s the only part we’ve thought through.”

Satire White House

Trump to Attend WH Correspondents’ Dinner, Promises To “Boo the Press Respectfully”

April 24, 2026 Marv Groovich

A completely reasonable response to an unreasonable political news cycle.

Satire White House

Italy Reportedly Volunteers to Play as Iran in 2026 World Cup Mix‑Up

April 24, 2026 Marv Groovich

White House insists it’s “respecting soccer diversity” while accidentally redrawing both FIFA brackets and NATO