Staff reportedly responded by labeling every drawer “presidential-ish” and asking the Senate for a receipt stamp.
The court’s reminder that presidential records are, technically, records prompted the West Wing to unveil Form PRA-LOL, a triplicate sheet for preserving napkin thoughts, Sharpie arrows, and any sentence beginning “tell the times.”
A deputy paperwork czar said compliance would be “swift, solemn, and alphabetized,” then placed a China briefing, a York mint, and three Senate grudges in the same blue folder marked COURT STUFF.
“History has been notified,” one records consultant said.
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A federal judge ordered White House offices to comply with the Presidential Records Act, The Washington Post reported.
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