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Judge Orders White House To Stop Filing History Under Miscellaneous

The White House in Washington, DC, USA, a symbol of American government, adorned with winter decorations.The White House in Washington, DC, USA, a symbol of American government, adorned with winter decorations.The White House in Washington, DC, USA, a symbol of American government, adorned with winter decorations. Credit: Sachith Ravishka Kodikara Source: https://www.pexels.com/photo/white-concrete-building-near-green-trees-7711480/

Staff reportedly responded by labeling every drawer “presidential-ish” and asking the Senate for a receipt stamp.

The court’s reminder that presidential records are, technically, records prompted the West Wing to unveil Form PRA-LOL, a triplicate sheet for preserving napkin thoughts, Sharpie arrows, and any sentence beginning “tell the times.”

A deputy paperwork czar said compliance would be “swift, solemn, and alphabetized,” then placed a China briefing, a York mint, and three Senate grudges in the same blue folder marked COURT STUFF.

“History has been notified,” one records consultant said.

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A federal judge ordered White House offices to comply with the Presidential Records Act, The Washington Post reported.

Satire notice: This article is satire and parody. It is not factual reporting.

Inspired by: The Washington Post

Photo: Sachith Ravishka Kodikara

June Wexler

ByJune Wexler

June Wexler writes satirical dispatches from the imaginary nerve center of American political disorder. A fictional contributor to Political Chaos, June focuses on campaigns, Congress, and the bureaucratic art of making simple problems historic.

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