China Offers Hormuz Help, Demands Trump Stop Treating Taiwan Like Layaway
Beijing’s proposal reportedly came with a map, a warning, and a polite request that Washington stop turning every ocean into a campaign prop.
Beijing’s proposal reportedly came with a map, a warning, and a polite request that Washington stop turning every ocean into a campaign prop.
Beijing filed the week under “unforced assists” while the Senate searched for the minutes from its own briefing.
A new interagency memo asks staff to treat the reported pledge as foreign policy, pending translation, confirmation, and someone locating the folder.
A new peace memo warns that prolonged congressional squinting could be mistaken for foreign policy.
The administration classified the consensus as a rare diplomatic breakthrough in which both governments noticed where the oil is.
The White House celebrated the rare diplomatic breakthrough by reminding Congress that waterways are not currently subject to Senate holds.
A procedural memo warned that continued action could normalize the dangerous precedent of Congress conducting business.
Diplomats moved the bilateral agenda to a smaller folder labeled “if airspace permits.”
The Senate was placed on standby to translate any phrase containing “very strong” into policy.
Beijing prepared three seating charts: missiles, tariffs, and whatever the Senate calls lunch.