The White House reportedly gave the document a visitor badge, then revoked it for insufficient flattery.
After President Trump said he “didn’t like certain aspects” of an AI oversight order, aides moved the document to a smaller binder and required each paragraph to initial a loyalty addendum.
The Office of Regulatory Feelings issued Form 47-B, allowing agencies to keep compliant artificial intelligence systems if they promise not to generate charts with bad lighting.
“The comma after transparency was disrespectful,” one policy adviser said.
Congressional staffers prepared a hearing room with three microphones, two nameplates, and a folding chair for the offending subsection, which is expected to plead procedural innocence.
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The Times of India reported on an AI oversight order that President Donald Trump said he “didn’t like certain aspects” of.
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