Trump And Xi Agree Hormuz Strait May Remain Unblocked, For Now
The White House celebrated the rare diplomatic breakthrough by reminding Congress that waterways are not currently subject to Senate holds.
Trump Packs Iran War Room In Carry-On For China Visit
Beijing prepared three seating charts: missiles, tariffs, and whatever the Senate calls lunch.
Senate Approves Trump’s Iran Deadline After Deadline Files For Extension
Lawmakers described the lapse as a scheduling detail, then asked the Supreme Court if time still counts during recess.
White House Packs Emotional Support Senate For Trump’s China Trip
Aides hope congressional dysfunction will make Beijing’s negotiating table feel more familiar.
Trump Brings Coupon Binder To Xi Meeting As Inflation Strategy
The Beijing agenda also includes war, tariffs, and a laminated card reading “ask China if eggs are negotiable.”
White House Says Iran’s Missiles Are ‘Mostly Theoretical’ Unless Televised
Aides introduced a new threat scale ranging from “fake news” to “please ask the Senate later.”
Alabama Schedules Special Election Before Congressional Map Learns Its Districts
Campaigns are preparing yard signs with dotted lines, just in case the court asks for edits.
White House Drafts Emergency Order Asking Cattle To Show Patriotism
The plan treats hamburger supply as a constitutional question, with brisket now awaiting possible Supreme Court review.
Trump Nominates Mastriano To Slovakia, Senate Orders Emergency Atlas
The White House called it a foreign-policy move, while half of Washington began quietly checking whether Slovakia has primaries.
Trump Brings Tariff Punch Cards to China Talks, Confusing Diplomats
The Senate requested receipts, the court requested definitions, and America requested a chair near the exit.