The House reportedly printed commemorative breakthrough folders before anyone located the peace.
House Speaker Mike Johnson endorsed President Trump’s Iran diplomacy and classified the talks as a “breakthrough,” prompting staff to open Drawer B, reserved for rare peace events and toner shortages.
“The breakthrough has been logged,” a leadership aide noted, “pending verification by map, flag, and laminated talking point.”
The House Communications Office issued temporary badges reading BROKER-ADJACENT, while clerks prepared Form 12-P, “Acknowledgment of Possible Historic Thing,” in triplicate for New York, China, and the nearest camera.
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Mike Johnson publicly backed Trump’s reported Iran peace efforts and described the talks as a breakthrough, according to Zee Business.
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