The Iran briefing reportedly stalled after three departments claimed the same window seat near the serious flags.
The White House prepared for President Trump’s Camp David cabinet meeting on Iran by issuing color-coded folders labeled “Diplomacy,” “Pressure,” and “Do Not Put Near China Binder.”
Staff then converted the agenda into a seating chart after two secretaries requested “maximum camera proximity” and one asked whether the Senate had to be notified by coaster.
“The process is disciplined, provided everyone respects the hummus perimeter,” said one fictional national security logistics adviser.
By afternoon, policy options were being routed through golf cart assignments, snack preference forms, and a laminated Texas runoff map nobody admitted bringing.
Context
Trump is set to meet with his cabinet at Camp David to discuss Iran, Al Arabiya English reported.
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