Supreme Court Unveils Exciting New ‘Spin The Constitution’ Decision-Making Wheel
Justices say innovative gaming system makes rights “more vibrant, less predictable.”
White House Demands Anthropic Explain Why New AI ‘Mythos’ Keeps Leaking New Prophecies
Sources say model claims 87% confidence chief of staff meets dragon by Q3.
House Accidentally Passes Bill Declaring Haitians “Official Backup Americans” After Misreading Acronym
Lawmakers shocked to learn BUSA Act does not, in fact, fund a space laser.
Trump Furious As Judge Limits Ballroom Size, Allows Only 3,000 Self-Sized Mirrors
Architects say venue will still comfortably seat 800 donors and one enormous ego.