Senate Asked To Stop Glowering At China During Trump-Xi Meeting
A new peace memo warns that prolonged congressional squinting could be mistaken for foreign policy.
Rubio Says China Joined Coalition Against Closing Strait Of Hormuz
The administration classified the consensus as a rare diplomatic breakthrough in which both governments noticed where the oil is.
Trump And Xi Agree Hormuz Strait May Remain Unblocked, For Now
The White House celebrated the rare diplomatic breakthrough by reminding Congress that waterways are not currently subject to Senate holds.
Congress Discovers Ukraine Vote Button Hidden Under Stack Of Caution Memos
A procedural memo warned that continued action could normalize the dangerous precedent of Congress conducting business.
Trump China Trip Reclassified as Background Event for Iran War Briefing
Diplomats moved the bilateral agenda to a smaller folder labeled “if airspace permits.”
White House Prepares Trump-Xi Meeting With Emergency Compliment Inventory
The Senate was placed on standby to translate any phrase containing “very strong” into policy.
Trump Packs Iran War Room In Carry-On For China Visit
Beijing prepared three seating charts: missiles, tariffs, and whatever the Senate calls lunch.
Senate Approves Trump’s Iran Deadline After Deadline Files For Extension
Lawmakers described the lapse as a scheduling detail, then asked the Supreme Court if time still counts during recess.
White House Packs Emotional Support Senate For Trump’s China Trip
Aides hope congressional dysfunction will make Beijing’s negotiating table feel more familiar.
Trump Brings Coupon Binder To Xi Meeting As Inflation Strategy
The Beijing agenda also includes war, tariffs, and a laminated card reading “ask China if eggs are negotiable.”