Rubio will reportedly deliver the message using the ceremonial binder reserved for budget threats and awkward lunch seating.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio is expected to brief NATO ministers that President Trump is “very disappointed” in their Iran war stance, a rating now classified as an allied weather event.
The State Department prepared Form 47-D, Disappointment, Bilateral, Nonrefundable, with checkboxes for “insufficient enthusiasm,” “delayed applause,” and “looked at shoes during remarks.”
“Please acknowledge receipt without improving morale,” read the cover memo.
Ministers will receive yellow lanyards until they complete remedial alignment training in Room C, beside the broken copier and the map labeled “Maybe Later.”
Context
Reuters reported that Rubio planned to tell NATO ministers Trump was very disappointed with their stance on the Iran war.
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