Negotiators reportedly requested a chain-of-custody form, a forklift, and one senator willing to read the annex.
The State Department’s fictional Uranium Relocation Desk issued Form 60-C, requiring Iran, China, and the United States to initial every glowing box “without making it weird.”
A Senate briefing binder labeled “Not Texas” circulated after staff noticed the map had been printed from old Trump trade-war clip art and the Times crossword.
By noon, negotiators had agreed the uranium could be “temporarily abroad,” provided nobody called it storage, shipment, leverage, or Tuesday.
Context
Crypto Briefing reported that Iran is considering transferring 60% enriched uranium to China during negotiations with the United States.
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