A preliminary memo warned peace could disrupt several binders labeled “Necessary Sternness.”
Senate Republicans reviewing a possible Trump-backed Iran peace deal reportedly activated the Capitol’s Treaty Suspicion Checklist, a laminated form kept beside the hearing-room decaf and one ceremonial red button labeled “Doesn’t Make Sense.”
Staff circulated a fictional memo warning that peace, if approved prematurely, could leave several committees without maps to point at, flags to stand near, or the approved frown used during Sunday shows.
“We need assurances this agreement contains adequate unease,” one aide wrote, before requesting Form 19-B: Peace Deal Exception for Allies Uncomfortable With Quiet.
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News18 reported that some Senate Republicans close to Trump questioned reports of a possible Iran peace deal.
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